I was woken at 02:14.

“My life is over” screamed an altogether hysterical Colin over the video phone.

“WTF!”, I asked, making it quite clear that it is 02:14 in the morning.

“I bumped into Hein at the Recreation Room – fucking some ginger,” He cried when I finally opened the door.

“And what were you doing at the Recroom when you are supposed to be in committed monogamous relationship with Henk?  How dare you get hysterical because you bumped into your boyfriend at the Recroom,” I snarled. . .